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[英文] Never laugh at Chinese
Never laugh at Chinese
We are proud to be CHINESE. A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.
【心得感想】
我覺得這篇笑話很不錯, 一開始看到標題時還有點困惑 (心想: 這該不會是另一種種族歧視的笑話吧), 不過看了之後, 覺得真是有趣. 要是出國或是出遠門的人可以考慮用這招.
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From:美國加洲
| Posted:2005-11-23 09:56 |
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我來翻譯一下,敬請指教 (是用翻譯軟體輔助的)
不要嘲笑中國人
我們以中國人為傲。 有一個中國人走入一家紐約的銀行找負責貸款的銀行員。他告訴承辦員, 他要去中國辦事二個星期並且需要貸款$5,000 。銀行工作人員告訴他, 銀行基於放款安全的考量,需要有抵押物品才能貸款, 這個中國人將他停放在銀行前面路旁的法拉車跑車的鑰匙交給銀行員。並提供此車所有權證明及一切檢查。經過確認後銀行承辦員同意接受汽車作抵押為貸款。銀行的經理和其他的行員覺得這個中國人居然用一台價值 $250,000 的法拉利跑車抵押來借一筆 $5,000 的貸款是非常可笑的事而嘲笑這個中國人。辦理貸款手續完成後,銀行的雇員就把這部 Ferrari 開到銀行的地下車庫停放了。
二個星期以後, 中國人回來了, 還了銀行貸款 $5,000 和利息 $15.41 。銀行承辦員對那個中國人說, "先生, 我們非常高興為您服務, 並且能順利完成交易, 但我們有一點困惑的是,當您離開後, 我們檢查了您的帳戶,發現您明明是大富豪,為什麼您會這麼麻煩得跑來向我們貸款$5,000 。
中國人回答: "在紐約市有那裡可以讓我的汽車停放二個星期又可以安全的等我回來卻只要花 $15.41 而已呢"。
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From:台灣中華電信
| Posted:2005-11-27 19:47 |
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