What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
So we a ..

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對我這種英文０分的來說，看了這篇真的頭很大
好加在，世上除了英文字典外，還有個網路翻譯可用，這就方便多了
雖然翻的不是很正確，不過～意思大概都到了

What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
當９２１地震發生的時候，我正在做什麼？
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
在９２１地震中，我和我的女朋友一起。
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
我們在床上，做愛。 我是向上的，而且她是下來。
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
因此我們上下地，上下地．..... 一起。
The earthquake is more and more big,
地震是越來越大，
and we are more and more excited.
而且我們是越來越興奮。
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......
雖然我的女朋友不說，沒有．.....
I know her heart say yes,yes......
我知道她的心說是的，是的．.....
At last, we are into high 潮 together.
最後，我們一起是進入高的潮之內。
That day, we are the happiest a day.
那天，我們是最幸福的一天。
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
我希望最後一次是稍微被來的齋戒。
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－-結束－-


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一樓的大大翻譯的不是很通暢,我就意思來翻

What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
當九二一地震發生時,我在做什麼呢?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
當九二一地震發生時,我正跟我馬子在一起,
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
我們在床上做愛,我在上面他在下面,
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
我們一起做的活塞運動...
The earthquake is more and more big,
地震真他娘親的不是普通的大
and we are more and more excited.
但是我們覺得真他娘親的爽
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......
雖然我馬子一直說:不要,不要
I know her heart say yes,yes......
但是我知道他心中想著:喔~~好爽好爽
At last, we are into high 潮 together.
最後我們一起到達了高潮
That day, we are the happiest a day.
那一天,是我們做愛做的最快樂的一天
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
希望下一次可以趕快到來
--End--
--結束--

挖.....超帥的.......英文真強......超好笑的

趕快來 估計 就都 葬身底下了

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