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Cop: "Did you see that I was trying to stop you?"
A: confused.. "no, how long have you been following me?"
Cop: "You were speeding, did you know that?"
A: "No, I thought I was driving at a normal speed like everyone else."
Cop: "Do you know the speed limit here?
A: "No, what was it? like 40 miles?"
Cop: "45, do you know how fast you were driving?"
A: "No, like I said earlier, I thought I was driving with the speed like everyone else."
Cop: "You were driving at 65MPH."
A: "There is no way, you must have mistaken me for someone else."
Cop: "Don't try to defend yourself, I have the record at my speed machine. You were the only one that was speeding!"
A: "You must be kidding me! Why do you cops always show up when people are speeding a little; and when people are being robbed, killed, you are ALWAYS not around to help?"
Cop: "I don't know why do you even ask me this question, I am just a traffic cop, that's why I am here to give you a ticket."
A: "Fine, fine, give me a ticket, you are impossible!"
Cop: "relax!"
A: "I am going to the court and fight for this ticket, see YA!"
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