FIREMAN   消防员

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, You know, we have a
wonderful system at the fire station: bell 1 rings and we all put on our
jackets, bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, bell 3 rings and we're
on the fire truck ready to go.

From now on when I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When say bell 2, I
want you to jump in bed. And when I say bell 3, we are going to make love
all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, bell
1 The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled bell 2, the
wife jumped into bed. When he yelled bell 3, they began making love.
After
a few minutes the wife yelled bell 4. What the hell is bell 4? asked the
husband?

roll out more hose, she replied, ! you are no where near the fire

消防员从工作一天回家告诉他的妻子，你知道，我们有一个
精彩的系统，在消防局：钟1环，我们都对我们提出
夹克，钟2环和我们都滑下极，钟三响，我们
在消防车整装待发。

从现在当我说钟1，我要你脱光衣服。钟2时说，我
希望你在床上跳。当我说钟3，我们要做爱
一整夜。第二天晚上，他下班回家，喊道：钟
妻子迅速采取一切她脱衣服。当他大叫钟2，
妻子跳下床。他大叫钟3时，他们开始做爱。
后
几分钟妻子大叫钟4。钟4到底是什么？问
丈夫吗？

推出更多的软管，她回答说，！你是不近火

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