老爸的英文情書

『老爸的英文情書』
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的
一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情
書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！

很有一套喔！

Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect
you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people

沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !

全版如下

Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上
你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就
死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於
偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect
you..
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一
起。至於「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

Like Your people
喜歡妳的人




【心得感想】

＊原來做早操的英文是 make early fuck ……

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我也是現在才知道make early fuck是做早操、toyear是今年。
這樣子還可以追到校花，真是有一套

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你老爸真是太厲害  

不過你老媽也蠻識貨

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你老爸是有認真動過頭腦,研究過方法的!
要追"校花"~何其簡單,如果用一般的方法可以追上的話,就算用排隊的,我想也輪不到你爸!!
所以囉~~在那校花成千成百的情書中(尤其是那個年代),你想要自己所寫的情書不致成為"練習用廢紙"垃圾桶的填充物,就必須花點心思, 想辦法讓自己成為她好奇的對象,不管是笨,呆,帥,無聊,另類,等等!至少你已比那一堆平庸的人強,因為她已注意或知道你這號人物了~~~~~~~哈!!

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想看 Wgby & 張老師 所寫的.

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真的是好好笑哦,我沒有看翻譯,竟然看懂了,一直在笑啊
特別是這句:Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again

和這句:When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
想了一下,什麽叫one see clock,後來想想clock是時鍾的意思,就知道了

不過最後那句沒看懂,實在太難理解了,吃和住在一起就是嫁的意思,太有創新意識.

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I shit love you.....
我......真是 I can't believe ..
這世上有這種人

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師傅~~~
這幾年你都上哪去了 我找你找的好苦阿~~

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好台的英語

不過這也表示他老爸應該蠻憨厚的

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哈.....大大這封情書真的是太有創意了！

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Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就
死去活來 ?

我超欣賞這一段的，Your father 果然不是普通人物

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