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『老爸的英文情书』
老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪，但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的
一封英文情书，老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼， 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情
书，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！
很有一套喔！
Dear wang litte sister:
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect
you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
Like Your people
没有高手翻译你不会看得懂的喔 !
全版如下
Dear wang litte sister: 亲爱的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自从看到你的第一眼 , 我便爱上
你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，你的眼睛贬啊贬 , 我就
死去活来 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你不记得我 , 没有关系 , 当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大伟 , 今年 25 ( 今天是 today, 那么今年就是 toyear. 至于
伟就翻成 great 吧！ )
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect
you..
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
请嫁给我吧 , 否则我将削发为僧 , 找个庙来了此一生。
( 实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光 , 嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一
起。至于「庙」字 , 也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。 )
Like Your people
喜欢你的人
【心得感想】
＊原来做早操的英文是 make early fuck ……
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心地无痴 性自慧；心地无乱 性自定；心地无恶 性自戒。
～大慧无慧、大定无定、大戒无戒
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From：台湾数位联合 | Posted：2009-04-03 15:09 |
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你老爸是有认真动过头脑,研究过方法的!
要追"校花"~何其简单,如果用一般的方法可以追上的话,就算用排队的,我想也轮不到你爸!!
所以啰~~在那校花成千成百的情书中(尤其是那个年代),你想要自己所写的情书不致成为"练习用废纸"垃圾桶的填充物,就必须花点心思, 想办法让自己成为她好奇的对象,不管是笨,呆,帅,无聊,另类,等等!至少你已比那一堆平庸的人强,因为她已注意或知道你这号人物了~~~~~~~哈!!
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真的是好好笑哦,我没有看翻译,竟然看懂了,一直在笑啊 特别是这句:Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again 和这句:When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. 想了一下,什么叫one see clock,后来想想clock是时钟的意思,就知道了 不过最后那句没看懂,实在太难理解了,吃和住在一起就是嫁的意思,太有创新意识. 
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南无本师释迦牟尼佛
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From：欧洲 | Posted：2009-04-03 18:23 |
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