What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
So we a ..

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对我这种英文０分的来说，看了这篇真的头很大
好加在，世上除了英文字典外，还有个网路翻译可用，这就方便多了
虽然翻的不是很正确，不过～意思大概都到了

What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
当９２１地震发生的时候，我正在做什么？
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
在９２１地震中，我和我的女朋友一起。
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
我们在床上，做爱。 我是向上的，而且她是下来。
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
因此我们上下地，上下地．..... 一起。
The earthquake is more and more big,
地震是越来越大，
and we are more and more excited.
而且我们是越来越兴奋。
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......
虽然我的女朋友不说，没有．.....
I know her heart say yes,yes......
我知道她的心说是的，是的．.....
At last, we are into high 潮 together.
最后，我们一起是进入高的潮之内。
That day, we are the happiest a day.
那天，我们是最幸福的一天。
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
我希望最后一次是稍微被来的斋戒。
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一楼的大大翻译的不是很通畅,我就意思来翻

What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
当九二一地震发生时,我在做什么呢?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.
当九二一地震发生时,我正跟我马子在一起,
We are on the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
我们在床上做爱,我在上面他在下面,
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.
我们一起做的活塞运动...
The earthquake is more and more big,
地震真他娘亲的不是普通的大
and we are more and more excited.
但是我们觉得真他娘亲的爽
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......
虽然我马子一直说:不要,不要
I know her heart say yes,yes......
但是我知道他心中想着:喔~~好爽好爽
At last, we are into high 潮 together.
最后我们一起到达了高潮
That day, we are the happiest a day.
那一天,是我们做爱做的最快乐的一天
I hope the last time is fast a little come.
希望下一次可以赶快到来
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--结束--

挖.....超帅的.......英文真强......超好笑的

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