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[英文] Never laugh at Chinese
Never laugh at Chinese
We are proud to be CHINESE. A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.
【心得感想】
我觉得这篇笑话很不错, 一开始看到标题时还有点困惑 (心想: 这该不会是另一种种族歧视的笑话吧), 不过看了之后, 觉得真是有趣. 要是出国或是出远门的人可以考虑用这招.
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From:美国加洲
| Posted:2005-11-23 09:56 |
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我来翻译一下,敬请指教 (是用翻译软体辅助的)
不要嘲笑中国人
我们以中国人为傲。 有一个中国人走入一家纽约的银行找负责贷款的银行员。他告诉承办员, 他要去中国办事二个星期并且需要贷款$5,000 。银行工作人员告诉他, 银行基于放款安全的考量,需要有抵押物品才能贷款, 这个中国人将他停放在银行前面路旁的法拉车跑车的钥匙交给银行员。并提供此车所有权证明及一切检查。经过确认后银行承办员同意接受汽车作抵押为贷款。银行的经理和其他的行员觉得这个中国人居然用一台价值 $250,000 的法拉利跑车抵押来借一笔 $5,000 的贷款是非常可笑的事而嘲笑这个中国人。办理贷款手续完成后,银行的雇员就把这部 Ferrari 开到银行的地下车库停放了。
二个星期以后, 中国人回来了, 还了银行贷款 $5,000 和利息 $15.41 。银行承办员对那个中国人说, "先生, 我们非常高兴为您服务, 并且能顺利完成交易, 但我们有一点困惑的是,当您离开后, 我们检查了您的帐户,发现您明明是大富豪,为什么您会这么麻烦得跑来向我们贷款$5,000 。
中国人回答: "在纽约市有那里可以让我的汽车停放二个星期又可以安全的等我回来却只要花 $15.41 而已呢"。
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From:台湾中华电信
| Posted:2005-11-27 19:47 |
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